How can I donate money to you Jesus?

How can I donate money to you Jesus?

A great question! I am glad you asked me that! Out of all the questions I get asked, this is certainly one of my favourites. Please Paypal me a bit more than you can afford.

Any money donated will go to, erm… “good causes” or something equally as vague.

What do you get in return? Oh, I don’t know… how about a nicer cloud in heaven?